Saturday, December 17, 2011

Animation Review-The Secret of Kells

 CURSE YOU THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES.COM!!! YOUR ACTUALLY FORCING ME TO POST ON BLOGSPOT!!! UGH!
  Remember back in 2009? Of course you don't.  2009 was a weak year for most anything. Or was it? Did one medium manage to give us multiple glories such as The princess and the frog, up, Coraline, or even 9? Yes it would seem that the animation industry had it's share of successes that year, but when you were googling  the nominations, you happened to come across an oddity in the category for best animated feature, meaning that there was absolutely no promotion for it in the U.S.(If your not in the U.S,Please do tell us about it's promotion from wherever your from), No one knew what it was, and were therefor confused that an unknown film could have possibly been nominated. How did I learn of the movies existence? Well, CR made a top 10 Irish Characters list with my personal favorite character from the movie at the top. Funny thing is at the time of shooting the video, CR was going off trailers alone to know this was his favorite character, just a little bit creepy if you ask me. Well it turns out that the film was made in Ireland.(quick shout out to Ireland, as I am 49% Irish and just love you guys).
                                                altP.S. CR is also Irish(GO CR!!!)

And since Ireland hasn't exactly been prominent in the film industry, people were surprised. Now, I'm sure your wondering what astonishingly under promoted masterpiece I am speaking of(assuming your dumbass enough to not have read the title before clicking on random links). That film is The Secret Of Kells.
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Now for this review, I will start with the plot I suppose. Fore warning, I am not going into any of the real world historical/religious things in this review.


Plot: The film is set in Seventh century Ireland in a village known as the Abbey of Kells. The Abbot has made the outside world out to be dangerous(which, in retrospect of the movie, it totally is), and has forbidden Brendan( our young protagonist) from exiting the village.  When a Famed illuminator(the guys who draw the pretty pictures in ancient books) Comes to the village, he takes Brendan under his wing to complete the famed book of Iona. To do this. That's all your getting about plot as I REALLY don't want to spoil any of the movie for you.

Now to characters, I guess...
Characters:
Brendan voiced by Evan McGuire
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I REALLY love the guy they got to voice this kid, to my knowledge, HE'S ACTUALLY IRISH. I just love the authenticity, and as for his character, I can safely say I fully enjoyed seeing him onscreen. He just captured the childlike nature of curiosity, well still managing to be likable enough to turn off our Douche meters and enjoy him. I give this kid a full 10 out of 10 for pure likability.
Brother Aidan voiced by Mick Lally
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To fully capture this character, I will compare him to Dumbledore in his optimistic and guidance personality, while still being aware of the horrors the world has to offer. Such as pointing out to Abbot that here is no chance a wall would hold back vikings. His interaction with Brendan is almost on a father son lever. One of My favorite line for this character is
Brendan: "You know you can't learn everything from books"
Aidan: "hm...Yes, I think Ive read that somewhere" He totally says this as a joke, he is not a naive character.
10 out of 10, easily.
Abbot Cellach voiced by Brendan Gleeson(Mad Eye Moody from Harry Potter)
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The uncle of Brendan, wait, Brendan is Brendan's uncle? Not a very creative family, lol. This character is absolutely obsessed with protecting his people and Brendan from enemies of the outside world, going so far as to lock Brendan up just to stop him from going outside. In the end he manages to be a good caretaker to Brendan if extremely under appreciative of the boys talents and interests. In a sense he played an antagonistic role in the movie by holding Brendan back as best as he could.

9 out of 10
And now, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
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Aisling voiced by Christen Mooney
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THIS voice work is FRIGGIN AMAZING!!! This kid NEEDS to act MORE!!! Anyway...Aisling, a fairy who's family has been killed by a demonic being, now rules the forest and is displeased when a young Brendan comes in, thinking him an enemy. Over time however, they grew a true friendship that causes what has to be one of the scariest images in animation history, it will make sense if you watch the movie.
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HOLY JESUS!!!! MOMMY! SAVE ME!!! It's also just wonderful seeing all of the mystical motions to her, and makes for some truly astounding visuals.Also, ONE OF THE MOST UNDERUSED CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME!!!

This character, hm. 15, maybe 16 out of 10?
Artistic presentation: I can't fairly rate this as I CAN GET NO CLEAR ANSWER AS TO WHAT TYPE OF ANIMATION THIS IS!!! And as such I have nothing to compare it to.

The villain: The vikings, though there is another enemy in the movie, he isn't in the movie long enough, nor is he as scary, as our real villain.
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These are very basic enemies, and serve only as a visual effect of fear and power, as they have no lines, but there actions of evil, such as ransacking Aidan's previous monastery, more then make up for it.

Final verdict: If you couldn't tell, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! 10 out of 10! Must see! Die if you don't!!!! ENJOY
Goodby my friends, and I'll see you next time.

GO! WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!

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